DENTIST HISTORY:

On complete impulse on October 4th, 2004, someone dearly in love with the emoticon created an account strictly dedicated to teeth. Shortly thereafter, it was found out that what I was doing was spam and was a bannable offense. Not wanting to be banned, I left the site alone and didn't plan to use it again.

Nine days after its creation, on October 13th, 2004, I returned to this site, for the hell of it, and saw that people seemed to almost miss this fictional dentist. Three people had devwatched me. Amazed, I decided to return to the site and keep it up.

By FAQ definition:

"Unfortunately there are those who take advantage of this ability to interact to post or otherwise send numerous, identical or near-identical messages to large numbers of deviants. These messages are typically unsolicited and are used most often as advertising or self-promotion. Large scale "spamming" of this nature is considered an exploit of the system and may be punished by administrative action."

What do I have to advertise? A friendly reminder. Technically, this doesn't actually apply to me. If you'd like to report me and see me banned, go right ahead. I'll understand. In the mean time, I fully intend to carry on my daily ritual of bothering people about their dental hygene.

Love,
Your Friendly Deviantart Dentist.

[CLUB DISCLAIMER]
I am in no way affiliated with the Brush Your Teeth Club (~BrushYourTeethClub). In the event that this account be banned, there is no reason for which that account should be banned as well. I did not create the club, I do not know how to access the club, and that's the way it will stay.


November 5th, 2005.
I just got chainmail on my page.
Hahahahahahahaha.
Good one. It made me laugh a whole bunch.

October 19th, 2005.
Hey! Hey guys!
I totally missed the one-year anniversary!

Congratulations!
To me, I guess.
But that's okay. We can have a celebration anyway.
You decide! How should we celebrate this momentous occasion?

September 3rd, 2005.

So when I announced that this account is no longer a club, someone (~SpazzyMazzy) decided to make a fan club devoted to me.


Check it ouuut.
(I'm really touched. Thanks.)

September 1st, 2005.
I'm sorry, loves. I'm revoking my decision on making this a club because if I do, then the things I am posting on people's pages does become self-promotion, and that's something neither I nor deviantart are comfortable with. This account will remain active; it just isn't a club anymore.
I'm sorry, and I love you all.

August 26th, 2005.
LOOK GUYS WE ARE SUBSCRIBED FOR A WEEK.
How anything like this that defies several laws that deviantart set gets a free subscription is beyond me, but hey, not complaining.
It will be put to good use.
Have a lovely one!
AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

August 22nd, 2005.
I've decided I'm turning this into a club.
*picks up megaphone*
Do you brush YOUR teeth at least twice daily?
Then YOU could qualify to be a part of the Brush Your Teeth Club!
All you have to do is devwatch this account, and you become a part of the club. Spread the word! There's no real point to this club, but hell, that's part of what makes it fun, isn't it?
I'll post the members at the bottom of the journal entry. If you feel like it, you can put me in your journal or whatever you clubpeople do. If you don't wish to be accredited with being a member, send me a note and I'll take you off the list.
Thanks for all your support, kids.

April 12th, 2005.
Okay, guys. Thanks to a tip from !atomaweapon, I decided to put my most recent entries at the top. In switching them around, I deleted a couple that weren't really of any use.

...so. Happy April, all.

March 25th, 2005.

Howdy, all. I just finished another commenting crusade. We'll see how that one goes over.

I'm wondering, what part of a chocolate animal do you eat first? It's said that 74% of people eat the ears off first. Some eat the feet, and the fewest people eat the tail first. People seem to find it odd that I eat the nose off first. So, tell me... ears, feet, tail or nose?

Have a lovely long weekend, and remember to brush.

EDIT: ~Tur-Ture

December 2nd, 2004

1500, ~kcbird3. Cool, cool.

I editted my tutorial a bit to include toothbrushes and toothpaste. It's kinda poorly done, but it's done.

Some of you are asking me if I'm a real dentist. I don't answer you because sometimes I feel like I want to give you that illusion. I'm not, you know. I'm fifteen, and I have absolutely no intention of becoming a dentist. I call myself "The Dentist" because it's shorter than "The girl who has a page about brushing teeth who has no intention of ever becoming a dentist". But I love you for thinking that I am. Continue thinking of me as a dentist, really.

Another thing: If you really hate that I spammed your page, or if you don't mind it but don't want me to do it again, feel free to hatemail me. I have no problem with that. And besides, if I randomly end up on your page again, it'll prevent me from spamming you twice, or at all. If you just want to hatemail me for the hell of it, that's fine. But if you don't feel like wasting time and energy on sending a note, then please don't be angry with me if I repeat-offend.

I love you all, keep on brushing.

November 17th, 2004
Hey, kids. Here I am, after a short while of absense. I need to submit things, but I have nothing to submit, so I guess that I don't actually have to submit things.

I'm sure some of you have had braces, right? And some of you have probably had this crap thing called a W-arch before hand, right?
Was it explained to you what the hell it's even for? I mean, clearly, I'm all for dental hygene and whatnot, but those things are just... why bother, really? I mean, they're cemented to your teeth, so when you freak out because your tongue seems to be swelling you can't even take it out.
Why bother?

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Hope you're keeping up with your teeth studies. Thanks for watching me, you eighteen. Man.

October 31st, 2004
I honestly don't understand. Here I am, aimlessly minding my buisness, when people reply and are actually confused.

~brushyourteeth says:
:miscellaniousdeviant: says: Hmm? <or> what? <or> I don't understand <or> I'm confused.

What the hell?

My username is Brush your teeth. My avatar says "brush brush". My message is some kid brushing his teeth, and people don't understand.

[/rant]

Happy Hallowe'en, kids.

October 29th, 2004.
Over 1000 pageviews in a matter of weeks. You guys rock. Congrats to *Okani-san1437 for catching it! Thanks to the fourteen people who are currently watching me, I'm sorry I haven't gotten around to thanking some of you on your pages like a good Dentist should.
Things have been catching up with me lately, and I've been extremely busy and unable to spread the love properly, but I'll have a week off starting tuesday and will be sure to catch up on my dentistry.
Happy Hallowe'en, everyone, but with all that candy you're bound to be eating... be careful. It's better for teeth to eat all of your candy at once and then give them a good brushing. However, if you do that, you may want to plan on booking off school or work for a couple of days after that... you probably won't be feeling too well.

October 18th, 2004.
I found this and I'm actually too terrified to favourite it. I ... oh my. Check it out.